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I'm Hollie.
North Carolina's where I live.
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My favorite color is purple.
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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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mackblesa:

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aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

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georgewbushofficial:

imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

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